In order to compete in the upper echelon of homosexual softball, you have to be gay as fuck. Robert Downey Jr.’s “Ironman”-power gay. A tripod of bisexual men contend they were not allowed to participate in the Gay Softball World Series because they weren’t gay enough. This being America, a lawsuit has been filed by the bis and someone’s pockets will be emptied soon enough. Per The Seattle Times:
Each of the three plaintiffs was called into a conference room in front of more than 25 people, and was asked “personal and intrusive questions” about his sexual attractions and desires, purportedly to determine if the player was heterosexual or gay, the lawsuit alleges. The alliance has no category or definition for bisexual or transgender people in its rules, the plaintiff’s attorney said.
Boner anyone? They’re seeking a cool $75K each for “emotional distress” and
“…seeking to invalidate the alliance’s findings on the men’s sexual orientations…”
because you know the psychological tumult of misrepresentation at that level is permanently scarring.