Prison is fascinating to me in the sense that I know I would do everything in my power to survive. I’d be raped to death, though. This is a Monday time-waster and will make you appreciate your interoffice memos that much more. Would you rather be sitting in a cubicle with access to air conditioning or smuggling a Blackberry Curve in your rectum? Check how they turn oscillating fans from Wal-Mart into cellphone chargers. “NITEY-NITE…..KEEP YA BUTTHOLE TIGHT!!”
By the way, isn’t the chick guiding us on this journey a former “Real World” cast member?