The cum stain in the picture is a convert to Islam and his non-gubment (aka non-Mommy & Daddy) name is Zachary “Abu Talhah al-Amrike” Chesser. He is described as a “Radical Islamist” on the site where I discovered Zack’s yarn. But he seems like another in a long line of ill-informed, pissed-off fuck wads who never addressed nagging Daddy issues. His beef (nh)? Last week’s 200th “South Park” episode. Here’s a clip from the show followed by a tweet of Zack’s Zachary “Abu Talhah al-Amrike” Chesser’s the morning after the program’s airing:

May Allah kill Matt Stone and Trey Parker and burn them in Hell for all eternity. They insult our prophets Muhammad, Jesus, and Moses…

9:17 AM Apr 15th via web

Whoa. Get a handjob. Smoke some weed. Grab a burger. That KFC Double Down is the shit! On a forum associated with Islamic extremism, Zack provided the address of Matt Stone’s and Trey Parker’s offices, where they produce the show, and invited folks to “pay them a visit.” In addition, he linked to an article about a house they’d built in Colorado.

Zack: Call Slater.

Peace,
Employee

The episode this came from is already a few weeks old, but it never occurred to me until today that Cartman’s singular take on this goth-Muppet-hermaphrodite anthem could be found in mp3 form. As it turns out the polish internet got this shit on lock. This is now #2 on my list of things guaranteed to momentarily improve a shitty day, right behind the Burt and Ernie/MOP mashup.

Cartman – Poker Face