With Christmas just around the corner, this is the time of year I like to pretend I have more of a disposable income. Usually I’ll spend some extra dough on family and friends, but chances are the price tag won’t put a hole in my wallet and I won’t suffer any serious consequences as a result. If I had a larger bank account, I’d probably end up buying dumb, expensive gifts for everyone, because that seems like the thing to do if you’ve got cash. That being said, I’d be interested to see a report on rapper gift-giving for the holiday season, Brother Ali and The Beastie Boys excluded, based on what some of them buy throughout the year. Rappers buy some really dumb shit…
Drugs
You know what I love?  Sprite. And Jolly Ranchers. And cough syrup if I’m feeling congested. All three at once, I’m not so sure. What do you think DJ Screw? Big Moe? Fine, don’t answer me, see if I care. Pimp C? No response. I guess it must be that sleep apnea acting up again. As much fun as it is to stumble out of the dentist’s office and listen to the batteries die in my walkman, it’s only fun in moderation. Even then, I’m not exactly cheating death when I get my wisdom teeth removed. I don’t understand the appeal of purple drank on a weekly (nightly?) basis, and I especially don’t understand the appeal of dying in my sleep from sippin’ on syzzurp. Paying to die in my sleep is definitely not in my favorite past-times.
