Being that we are world class hatologists and it is the end of the year it is only right that we recap all of this years people, places and things that deserved our hate:
Alaska I dont hate her as much as i hate people that give a fuck about her.
Blockhead Like most people, I hate her never ending vagina but i also hate that she looks like angelina jolie if she was a two week old water logged corpse.
Alaska – He finally got his title but he still has purple lips and dates a 14 year old boy with a blond wig….oh thats kate hudson? my bad.
Blockhead – Never trust a man with manicured eye brows and highlights in his hair.
Alaska – It lets you know how much new york sucks now when she is the most interesting thing to come out of new york since 9/11.
Blockhead – Lady Gaga has the image of a lunatic avante guarde street performer yet creates the music that makes drake look like mozart. Because of this, she sucks. She also very likely has a small non-functional penis but that’s more funny than anything.
Alaska – He is a blue collar comedy performance artist right?
Blockhead – I’ve never seen or heard this guy talk. All i know is that the looks like a guy who will likely have a heart attack in the near future and he probably has morton downey jr breath
Alaska – like oprah with a beard, and i dont mean steadman…BOOM!
Blockhead – Another guy whom i’ve never seen or heard. From whatÂ I can gather he’s some sort of transexual deacon, right?
Alaska – Cuntiest face ever
Blockhead – Cuntiest cunt ever! But seriously, caring about her is almost as bad as being her.
Alaska – Jack Lambert is rolling in his grave
Blockhead – As is Christopher Lambert. word to the Highlander.
Alaska– Her face has the same shape as the guy in mask:
Blockhead – I’d hit it.
Alaska – I actually love watching his annual December/January collapse.
Blockhead – I’m not a big football guy soÂ I really can’t say much about this squinty ginger.
Alaska – AnotherÂ dead creep, see you in hell fucker. Fuck him and fuck people who are saddened by the news, they should be sterilized.
Blockhead – I was playing basketball whenÂ I heard he died.Â I stopped for a second then continued with my jumpshot. That was the last timeÂ I gave a thought to yet another famous strangerÂ I didn’t give a fuck about dying.
Michael Jackson’s Kids
Alaska – they look likeÂ japanimation characters
Blockhead – They showed their faces? As far asÂ I know, they look like Saudi Arabian women.
Wives of Politicians and Athletes Who Cheated on Them
Alaska – thats what you get for being frigid
Blockhead – Tiger Woods is a nerd who got rich and famous. This allowed him to live out all his sexual fantasies.Â I honestly don’t see how anyone can hate him…except his wife but fuck her anyway.
The Cast of New Moon
Alaska – I dont know anyone in this but they all strike me as high school drama kids doing anÂ episode of dawsons creek for their school play.
Blockhead – IÂ don’t hate the cast nearly as much as the retards who made this movie as big as it was. if it wasn’t for some good porn, I’d suggest rounding up all teenaged girls and dumping them off a cliff.
Alaska – If i have to hear any more about how brave she is i might choke her out
Blockhead – She’s beginning to have patti labelle hair and that’s not a good look for anyone.
Alaska – You look like a lesbian
Even I’m not old enough to remember who the fuck this guy is.Â I know he fucked his daughter or something but who cares? Micheal Jackson died yo!
Alaska – Hey dick, at least do the world a favorÂ and fall to your death, instead of just hiding in the shedÂ or whereever the fuck you hid
Blockhead – This was the year of shitty parents whoring their shitty kids with hopes of making some shitty reality show that would be watched by shitheads.
Alaska – Is how i imagine herpes will Â feel in the future, boring and painful to look at.
Blockhead – Didn’t see it.Â I was too busy watching “baby boy” on cable 4 times a day for the last 5 months.