Splooge not splurge

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Rubbing one out is typically an act of comfort, deep meditation, self-time and monumental release. However, it can be an act of survival if you’re on the receiving end (nh) of today’s economic downturn. American Pie be damned if you’re staring down the nose of a harsh electric bill. And as it turns out, bustin’ off shots can be baller if you believe Daily Finance:

Depending on the sperm bank, donating can be a fruitful enterprise, although it may take months to get accepted into a program. California Cryobank, a Los Angeles-based sperm bank, says its donors make an average of $1,000 per month.

“Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from pay the arrears on my mortgage”

Peace,
Employee

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