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I’d like for you to meet Phil Bailey and his grandmother, Pearl Carter. Phil is twenty-six and Pearl is seventy-two. And they bang each other.

‘I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,’ Pearl says.

‘I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.’

Ahhh yeah. GILF’n it. Pearl and her pearl chock it up to Genetic Sexual Attraction. They bang each other so much that they’ve decided to part ways with $54,000 (all of Pearl’s retirement) for a woman, who identifies herself only as Roxanne, to serve as their surrogate:

‘Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,’ Phil openly explains.

While you’re out mackin’ and crackin’ this weekend, don’t forget about Phil’s Philosophicalz. One Time 4 Ya Mind.

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