Archive for April, 2010

8Ball & MJG “Right Now”

Friday, April 30th, 2010

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Ball & G’s new album Ten Toes Down is suprisingly engaging, even if it is just a little too loud at times for what would ideally be country rap storytime with a couple of veteran pimps. This Mo B. Dick production stands out as the album’s best and most age-appropriate track. The album is definitely worth a purchase.

Banksy: Blow Me

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Everyone’s panties pretzel the fuck up when this faceless avenger hits his next major metropolitan area. Skip to the 0:52 mark and listen to this dude as he nuts over Banksy of America’s greatness:

He’s like the Andy Warhol of our, our generation. He’s actually, I think bigger, since he’s so international.

Chill, son. LOL @ soccer moms and wearers of flannel flocking to the wall like it’s a shrine. You’re not an agent of change, you’re an anonymous doucher (like me), who will eventually reveal his identity, write a book and start crafting “edgy” art installations for Ashton Kutcher. Cool story, bro.

Peace,
Employee

Mister PKT – Got Me A Cadillac / A&R

Friday, April 30th, 2010

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Smoother than butter piano-driven ode to Cadillacs courtesy of Huston’s PKT (formerly Pimp Killa Thug). I really wish I still had a car just so I can cruise with this song on. Incidentally, in case you’re wondering, the sample playing in the first 50 seconds of this is some version of Cadillac Car from Dreamgirls… not sure if its the stage or the movie incarnation. YES I had to Google that, NO I do not know the Dreamgirls soundtrack by heart.

Download: PKT – Got Me A Cadillac

PKT’s Tweetmysong page also had a Slowed & Chopped version of this song too.

Download: PKT – Got Me A Cadillac (Slowed & Chopped)

That Tweetmysong page also had this song called The A&R, which is just as smooth but unfortunately not available for proper download.

“It’s almost like a form of ethnic cleansing….I call it poor cleansing”

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Happy-faced gentrification or well-intended population “densifying”?

Peace,
Employee

Lil Rue, Jacka, Fed X, T Wayne & Young Lox “Struggle”

Friday, April 30th, 2010

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High Octane Bay Posse Cut. Easily the best song I’ve heard this week. Livewire + Mob Figaz is necessary.

Pre-Weekend Boner

Friday, April 30th, 2010

I’d like for you to meet Phil Bailey and his grandmother, Pearl Carter. Phil is twenty-six and Pearl is seventy-two. And they bang each other.

‘I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,’ Pearl says.

‘I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.’

Ahhh yeah. GILF’n it. Pearl and her pearl chock it up to Genetic Sexual Attraction. They bang each other so much that they’ve decided to part ways with $54,000 (all of Pearl’s retirement) for a woman, who identifies herself only as Roxanne, to serve as their surrogate:

‘Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,’ Phil openly explains.

While you’re out mackin’ and crackin’ this weekend, don’t forget about Phil’s Philosophicalz. One Time 4 Ya Mind.

The article in its entirety.

Peace,
Employee

Magneto’s Top 10 Rappers Ever (8th Entrant)

Friday, April 30th, 2010

As we continue on to the 8th entrant of the list, I’d like to thank everyone for giving their opinions on my list, and some changes they thought I should make. I appreciate it, however, the format I’m using I feel gives the best results, and ultimately leads me to the correct ranking. Now that that’s out of the way, the 8th entrant is another rapper that I’m not a big fan of, but after analyzing everything involved, and listening to more of his music, I realized he deserves to be on here.

8. 2Pac

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Easily one of the most popular MCs of all-time, and has garnered legendary status after his death, and made Death Row the biggest rap label in the world.

Material – 7-10 – The thing with 2Pac is that he released too much material. He has a few great albums (Me Against the World and 7 Day Theory), that I would consider near classics, but he also released albums that were a few great tracks and plenty of filler. His All Eyez on Me LP, which is considered by most his greatest achievement, I think his merely a passable effort, do to the fact that too many songs are miss. His albums pre-Death Row, where also solid, but again, he suffered from trying to appease everybody, and it leads to watered down songs.

Influence – 10/10 – There isn’t a rapper in the world that doesn’t want to be 2Pac in some capacity. Whether it’s in popularity, star quality, hatred, or love, 2Pac’s persona has been used in some way by nearly every rapper you know. Either it’s outright stealing song ideas (Master P, Jay-Z), his look and appeal (Ja Rule, Nas), or following his footsteps in trying to create controversy at every turn (50 Cent, Game). This has lead to a lot of bad, because too many people tried to emulate 2Pac and it has caused beefs that aren’t needed, and the quality of music to suffer enormously.

Longevity – 8-10 – While he was only a rapper from 1991-1996 when he died, he is still one of the most popular rappers in the world today, and STILL releasing material. From 1992-1994 he was all ready a mega star in the rap world, and with all the court cases, and films, he was a well known star. However, ONCE he came to Death Row, he became the biggest thing in the world at the time, and was not only releasing a lot of songs and albums, and getting involved even more legal problems, he was unknowingly created a format to follow, that leads to a fast rise but quick demise for others who tried to copy it. It could be argued that his death is the reason he’s still loved, but it didn’t seem like Pac’s popularity was falling anytime soon before his death, and that was already a half a decade run, on top of the rap world. Which was unheard of at the time, and still not many people can claim that.

Skills – 6-10 – 2Pac wasn’t the greatest lyricist by any means, but he was rather good song writer, and captivated an audience like no other. He was a excellent storyteller, with great imagery and well thought out stories (Even if predictable). He also had one of the best deliveries, that just demanded you pay attention to what he said. His flow was not smooth in the sense of like a Big Daddy Kane, but it was still good, and he never sounded out of sync. Additionally, for someone who wasn’t very lyrical and never had great production, he was able to make some really great music that brought out some raw emotion that no other artist can match.

Final score 31/40

Best song: Pain ft/ Stretch
Best Album: Me Against the World

Jay Electronica – The Ghost of Christopher Wallace ft. Diddy

Friday, April 30th, 2010

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LOL @ the Ciroc plug. Takethattakethattakethat.

Download: Jay Electronica ft. Diddy The Ghost of Christopher Wallace

Six Ton Armor Psychcasts’ 1 & 2

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Psychcast 1 by Morgue and Psychcast 2 by Tenshun.

Six Ton Armor:

Six Ton Armor is a platform meant to offer regular psych music podcasts
from various DJs/producers.
By “psych” we mean all music with a psychedelic aspect to it, could be rare 60es / 70es garage records, rare turkish soundtrack, brit Invasion stuff, somalian psych funk, or, well, more recent materials like Broadcast… (anyway, you get it).
We want selectors to show up the amazing/weird pieces of their collection, not the usual boring 3/4 wonky novelties.

Peace,
Employee

Mr Lexx – Wine pon me

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

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So as it turns out appropriating parts of the seminal I got five on it for a dancehall riddem is a pretty good idea. Now we know.

Download: Mr Lexx – Wine Pon Me