Top 5 Things I hate and another never released solo song from 2002
5. Movies that star Kate Hudson and Matthew McConohey (or how ever the fuck you spell his name) - I don’t mind movies they have been in solo, Almost Famous was good, and I totally got the Kate Hudson is kinda of a hot groupie whore who needs to call herself something else to feel good and the nerdy kid falls for it because he finally got some stink on his finger thing, and like every other kid that came from a small town and knew the older stoner kid who was cool to hang out with when you were a junior but eventually you realized he was just a sad pathetic fucker I appreciate the Wooderson character from Dazed and Confused. However when you get these two together it is a tour de force of pure shittiness that I don’t even think girls from Hoboken fall for anymore….so why are these things still being made?
4. Fat People that work at Starbucks – When I go to Starbucks to get an iced coffee or the oh so delicious Iced Tea/Lemonade I expect a skinny hippie girl, a skinny gay black guy, an overly friendly middle eastern girl or the likes. This is what I have grown comfortable with and this is why I am fine paying between $2 and $3 too much for a drink. The service was good because these people all made it happen. Lately I have been encountering fat people at Starbucks. Now as a fellow fatty I try not to be too judgmental with my own people, many fat people have made great strides in our society, look at Newt Gingrich and Tyra Banks. However the fat people that work at Starbucks exhibit all the worst stereotypes of the Fat-American. They are slow, unkempt, sloppy and most of all borderline retarded. If wanted that kind of service I would go to Burger King. I hate coming down on the Fat but sometimes it has to be done, I now know how Bill Cosby feels.
3. Gay People With Mohawks – Thanks to the shitty Mohawk hair cut I now have a real reason to hate the gays.
2. The 40 year old guy with a bull horn still protesting Bush – Take a walk through Union Square any time of day and you will find these guys out there. He is usually wearing a giant straw hat that he got on his last vacation to Mexico with the string pulled tight around his neck making an emotional plea to impeach Bush. Really??? Still?? Dude is leaving in like 7 months, just get yourself a funny ‘Bush’s last day’ bumper sticker and back to telling me the truth about 9/11. This dude was most likely a stay at home dad and now that his daughter who I am going to guess, is a bit overweight and mannish is experimenting with lesbianism is off to college he is suffering from a bit of empty nest syndrome. What a dick.
1. Parades – This weekend we had the Puerto Rican day parade, in February we had the Giants Super Bowl Parade, in March we had my least favorite the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. This summer we still have the Gay Pride Parade, The West Indian Day Parade, I’m sure there are some 4th of July parades coming up as well. I fucking HATE parades. What’s the point? So the worst people in our culture can feel good about their shitty fucking lives? So the stupid Mick has an excuse to get drunk and beat up gays?? So the overweight Puerto Rican girl can dress like a common whore, show off her 40 pound tits and settle for someone who is drunk enough to fuck her?? So the guys with mustaches and short shorts can be flamboyant?? So the dickhead from Jersey can wear a red Eli Manning jersey and hang out around MSG?? Do these people need an excuse to do this? It seems to me that this is daily operation for these people. It’s bad enough when you have to be around one of these people but now I have to ride the train with hundreds of these dicks in record heat? C'mon America we can do better than that.
Never released solo song from 2002
This is one of the first songs I ever made with paWL. Before we ever started working on Hangar 18 albums we were working on my solo album. Wind was student teaching and didn't have a ton of time to be in the studio. Eventually he heard a song that we did and that inspired him to get on board with the Hangar project. This isn't that song. This is a song I actually completely forgot about until paWL broke me off with it the other day. It's called Eurotrash...trash being the operative word, it includes some of the best punch-ins ever. Hope you enjoy
http://www.zshare.net/audio/134369788f4617f7/
4. Fat People that work at Starbucks – When I go to Starbucks to get an iced coffee or the oh so delicious Iced Tea/Lemonade I expect a skinny hippie girl, a skinny gay black guy, an overly friendly middle eastern girl or the likes. This is what I have grown comfortable with and this is why I am fine paying between $2 and $3 too much for a drink. The service was good because these people all made it happen. Lately I have been encountering fat people at Starbucks. Now as a fellow fatty I try not to be too judgmental with my own people, many fat people have made great strides in our society, look at Newt Gingrich and Tyra Banks. However the fat people that work at Starbucks exhibit all the worst stereotypes of the Fat-American. They are slow, unkempt, sloppy and most of all borderline retarded. If wanted that kind of service I would go to Burger King. I hate coming down on the Fat but sometimes it has to be done, I now know how Bill Cosby feels.
3. Gay People With Mohawks – Thanks to the shitty Mohawk hair cut I now have a real reason to hate the gays.
2. The 40 year old guy with a bull horn still protesting Bush – Take a walk through Union Square any time of day and you will find these guys out there. He is usually wearing a giant straw hat that he got on his last vacation to Mexico with the string pulled tight around his neck making an emotional plea to impeach Bush. Really??? Still?? Dude is leaving in like 7 months, just get yourself a funny ‘Bush’s last day’ bumper sticker and back to telling me the truth about 9/11. This dude was most likely a stay at home dad and now that his daughter who I am going to guess, is a bit overweight and mannish is experimenting with lesbianism is off to college he is suffering from a bit of empty nest syndrome. What a dick.
1. Parades – This weekend we had the Puerto Rican day parade, in February we had the Giants Super Bowl Parade, in March we had my least favorite the St. Patrick’s Day Parade. This summer we still have the Gay Pride Parade, The West Indian Day Parade, I’m sure there are some 4th of July parades coming up as well. I fucking HATE parades. What’s the point? So the worst people in our culture can feel good about their shitty fucking lives? So the stupid Mick has an excuse to get drunk and beat up gays?? So the overweight Puerto Rican girl can dress like a common whore, show off her 40 pound tits and settle for someone who is drunk enough to fuck her?? So the guys with mustaches and short shorts can be flamboyant?? So the dickhead from Jersey can wear a red Eli Manning jersey and hang out around MSG?? Do these people need an excuse to do this? It seems to me that this is daily operation for these people. It’s bad enough when you have to be around one of these people but now I have to ride the train with hundreds of these dicks in record heat? C'mon America we can do better than that.
Never released solo song from 2002
This is one of the first songs I ever made with paWL. Before we ever started working on Hangar 18 albums we were working on my solo album. Wind was student teaching and didn't have a ton of time to be in the studio. Eventually he heard a song that we did and that inspired him to get on board with the Hangar project. This isn't that song. This is a song I actually completely forgot about until paWL broke me off with it the other day. It's called Eurotrash...trash being the operative word, it includes some of the best punch-ins ever. Hope you enjoy
http://www.zshare.net/audio/134369788f4617f7/
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