I think I'm offcially old and a New Hangar 18 Video
The other day I was out having a few drinks at Max Fish, a downtown bar known for its hipster clientele and weird Puerto Rican Elvis Presley statues. My friend Quinn was tending bar and it was his first time tending the bar for self. It was early in the evening, I arrived at about 6pm. I was coming from a temp job I'm working to help make ends meet during the holidays and lean touring season. So naturally I had not been home since about 8am that morning.
I had about 5 beers, kicked it with Quinn and a few others for about two hours and headed home. Anyone who drinks knows that 5 beers deep you are gonna have to take a piss or two, and you know that once you do piss you will naturally turn to a 13 year old girl and piss every ten minutes. So before heading home I hit the bathroom for one last piss. Jumped on the F train and was in my neighborhood in about a half hour, 45 minutes tops.
I planned to swing by the supermarket to pick up an onion and some tortillas the only ingredients I still needed to make my world famous fajitas. I got off the train and the familiar push of a full bladder started to make its presence known. I thought I would be able to make it to the market before I headed home to relieve myself of this strain. No such luck.
I live 5 blocks from the station and by the third block I was seconds away from pissing myself. I turned down a street I have pissed on many a night at 4 am after a serious night of drinking, but being that it was 730pm and there was still a lot of foot traffic I had to abort. Why you ask? well years ago I was arrested in upstate New York for pissing in the street, a few years later I got a summons in the Bronx for pissing in the street outside of the Golden Lady stripclub. So unless it is completely safe and I am completely out of view of the authorities I avoid pissing in the street.
So I decided to hit my house first than the store. I rushed through the lobby and got to my door only to find that I left my keys at home that morning. I felt defeated, and then a bullet of piss almost shot out. I had no choice but to run across the very well lit street that has a ton of foot traffic and piss on a warehouse door. Between forgetting my keys and my week bladder, I think its safe to say I am maybe a year or two away from the old age home.
Anyway, here is our new video. Its for the song Highly Anticipated and it is taken exclusively from tour footage shot on the ISWYD tour back in April and May of 07. Enjoy
Hangar 18 "Highly Anticipated"
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I had about 5 beers, kicked it with Quinn and a few others for about two hours and headed home. Anyone who drinks knows that 5 beers deep you are gonna have to take a piss or two, and you know that once you do piss you will naturally turn to a 13 year old girl and piss every ten minutes. So before heading home I hit the bathroom for one last piss. Jumped on the F train and was in my neighborhood in about a half hour, 45 minutes tops.
I planned to swing by the supermarket to pick up an onion and some tortillas the only ingredients I still needed to make my world famous fajitas. I got off the train and the familiar push of a full bladder started to make its presence known. I thought I would be able to make it to the market before I headed home to relieve myself of this strain. No such luck.
I live 5 blocks from the station and by the third block I was seconds away from pissing myself. I turned down a street I have pissed on many a night at 4 am after a serious night of drinking, but being that it was 730pm and there was still a lot of foot traffic I had to abort. Why you ask? well years ago I was arrested in upstate New York for pissing in the street, a few years later I got a summons in the Bronx for pissing in the street outside of the Golden Lady stripclub. So unless it is completely safe and I am completely out of view of the authorities I avoid pissing in the street.
So I decided to hit my house first than the store. I rushed through the lobby and got to my door only to find that I left my keys at home that morning. I felt defeated, and then a bullet of piss almost shot out. I had no choice but to run across the very well lit street that has a ton of foot traffic and piss on a warehouse door. Between forgetting my keys and my week bladder, I think its safe to say I am maybe a year or two away from the old age home.
Anyway, here is our new video. Its for the song Highly Anticipated and it is taken exclusively from tour footage shot on the ISWYD tour back in April and May of 07. Enjoy
Hangar 18 "Highly Anticipated"
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